May 21, 2013

I’m going to write a book but it’s just going to be 25 years of house music lyrics and you will buy it as some kind of haute art.

May 21, 2013
"CNN’s Wolf Blitzer talks to an Oklahoma tornado survivor:

Wolf Blitzer: We’re happy you’re here. You guys did a great job. I guess you got to thank the Lord. Right?

Survivor: Yeah.

Blitzer: Did you thank the Lord for that split-second decision?

Survivor: I — I’m actually an atheist.

Blitzer: You are. All right. But you made the right call.

Survivor: Yeah. We are here. And you know, I don’t blame anybody for thanking the Lord.

Blitzer: Of course not."

This is CNN, cont. - Politico

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May 21, 2013
theheritagefoundation:

#TextsFromRand

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#TextsFromRand

May 21, 2013

May 21, 2013
Psychotic Dung & Carburetor Reactions: TUMBLRS ASSEMBLE!

missworded:

jasencomstock:

ro-s-aspa-rks:

tootles2u2:

Fuck that, if she can afford liquor she can pay for her own damn laptop! Donate to the Oakies who have NOTHING!!!

Oh yes, here we go.

Yes, I can’t buy anything or do anything for myself because I was robbed. I bought myself a bottle of wine and therefore I should rot in hell because my friends were generous and started a fundraiser for me. I should sit at home and do nothing pleasurable or fun for myself after someone destroyed my home and stole my belongings.

Yes, ok. My $8 bottle of Barefoot pink whatever is ruining everyone’s lives.

Oh and also, fuck you, I donated to the ‘Oakies’, which you so ignorantly referred to, because my father’s girlfriend is from OKC, and we have several family members directly affected.

If you would like my receipt from the Red Cross, I’ll gladly email you.

Thank you.

Hahaha, everything is awful.

Rosa, please report to the Internet Department of Poor People Judgement immediately so that a committee can decide if you are allowed to smile again ever.  It’s right next to the Internet Department of Deciding What Women Should Wear and adjacent to the FriendZone, a gaming and jerk off palace.

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May 21, 2013
Psychotic Dung & Carburetor Reactions: TUMBLRS ASSEMBLE!

ro-s-aspa-rks:

tootles2u2:

Fuck that, if she can afford liquor she can pay for her own damn laptop! Donate to the Oakies who have NOTHING!!!

Oh yes, here we go.

Yes, I can’t buy anything or do anything for myself because I was robbed. I bought myself a bottle of wine and therefore I should rot in hell because my friends were generous and started a fundraiser for me. I should sit at home and do nothing pleasurable or fun for myself after someone destroyed my home and stole my belongings.

Yes, ok. My $8 bottle of Barefoot pink whatever is ruining everyone’s lives.

Oh and also, fuck you, I donated to the ‘Oakies’, which you so ignorantly referred to, because my father’s girlfriend is from OKC, and we have several family members directly affected.

If you would like my receipt from the Red Cross, I’ll gladly email you.

Thank you.

Hahaha, everything is awful.

(Source: kelsium)

May 21, 2013
Uber wars threaten to reignite over new regulations

All things being equal, Uber is a good company and the DC taxicab commission is a moribund and corrupt mess, but I fucking LOATHE how a city of thousands upon thousands of educated liberals turn into tea party libertarians at the beck and call of the Uber CEO.

He is even is ginning up the threat of the DCTC using your location data. Because, grab your guns libertarians, what is the DCTC going to do with your trip and location data (give your money to the less deserving I’m sure).

May 21, 2013

May 21, 2013

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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May 21, 2013

joesquared asked: Were you just curious if I was looking for a room/place? Or did you have something in mind and then saw my $1200 budget and laughed realizing I am too poor to afford it? I am betting it is the latter as I am starting to laugh at myself...

yes. I’m doing the same and possibly have a tighter budget.

you can get an efficiency by yourself for 1100 if you don’t mind living a bit far out. check out the Woodner on 16th st. what I hate is how inflated places are in even Petworth and Ledroit- 1100 will get you a room in a house with three others. I have to make some housing decisions myself this week.