January 2012
“So you would say everything is relative? Ah! But that statement is, itself, an...”
– A college kid taking this one class for a semester. (via labombaworstbestworstblog)
-and that college kid, was Albert Einstein.
sexartandpolitics asked: Fuck these experts, let's get a small-time CPA to straighten those nerds out.
Boehner Doubles Down on a Losing Bet
telestialstate:
Following December’s disastrous fracturing of the GOP over the payroll tax cut extensions, the GOP held a party meeting for all 242 house members to come up with a unified agenda for 2012. Emerging from the meeting was a consensus between the slightly less crazy main GOP and far right tea party members to generically hate on Obama, and nothing else. Much like KFC’s Double Down...
artyucko replied to your post: Reblogging posters of cheese? What happened to your hard hitting serious persona?
have you ever been hit in the face with a Pecorino? yeah DIDN’T THINK SO.
have you ever danced with the Muenster in the pale moonlight?
mar-see-ah asked: Reblogging posters of cheese? What happened to your hard hitting serious persona?
Baking in early America
shitmystudentswrite:
America was founded on the principle that one cannot have one’s cake and eat it too.
Twitter blocking stuff is good, or something →
1- The policy is narrower than before. Previously, when Twitter would take down content when forced to do so by a court order, it would disappear globally. Now, it will only be gone in the specific country in which the court order is applicable. This is a great improvement.
2- The policy is realistic–and non-realistic policies are not better as they won’t work. The idea that...
Facebook to file IPO Wednesday
zombiecuddle asked: Your posts about brunch and breakfast foods are some of the most glorious things on tumblr and therefore the Internet. I don't really have a question to add to this but I am happy someone else feels as strongly as I do about these things and think we should consider some sort of long-distance marriage.
Find Out If You Qualify for the Earned Income Tax...
usagov:
The earned income tax credit is a federal tax credit specifically for low-income workers. It was approved by Congress to help offset the burden of social security taxes and to provide an incentive for people to work.
According to the IRS, the credit provides an important financial boost to the economy since many families use it to pay living expenses and to save for future needs. Last...
thesemicullen replied to your post: thenoobyorker replied to your post: GOD, JUST LET…
Those people who marginalize and disenfranchise people are so evil and wrong and dumb! Let’s do a study that marginalizes and disenfranchises them!
thenoobyorker replied to your post: thenoobyorker replied to your post: GOD, JUST LET…
I don’t want to pull out my science hat
please, always pull your science hat on me. do you think I don’t like it?
thenoobyorker replied to your post: GOD, JUST LET US HAVE THE “RIGHT WINGERS ARE DUMB” MEME FOR ONCE.
Everything is counter-productive, don’t leave your room EVER.
oh please, that Right wingnut story was awful. DID YOU KNOW! shit kicker hicks in Tennessee are IGNORANT? HAW HAW HAW, god why do they breathe?!
Loooook on a test originally used to prevent blacks from voting, they don’t do so...
“So let’s have a jail retirement age. Everyone out the door at 65. Goodbye and...”
– Let’s Let All the Old People Out of Jail
I finished the Gopnik New Yorker story [which I URGE you to read] about our prisons on my way in this morning and can’t stop thinking about how wrong we have it in this country.
(via peterwknox)
how would this save money? we let them out of jail right when...
artyucko replied to your post: GOD, JUST LET US HAVE THE “RIGHT WINGERS ARE DUMB” MEME FOR ONCE.
“YES BUT *RON PAUL* = YOU’RE THEORY IS INVALID”
strictlyalright asked: GOD, JUST LET US HAVE THE "RIGHT WINGERS ARE DUMB" MEME FOR ONCE.
strictlyalright asked: How much butter should I slather on the pancakes I'm going to make once I'm done catching up on the internet I missed while I was asleep?
“There’s no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may...”
– Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice - Yahoo! News (via brooklynmutt)
Well, no. Let’s not use the same logic that tried to say black people were dumb because of their population IQ scores. This is bad analysis for the same reason The Bell Curve was. Just a roundup:
1. IQ does not...
President Obama Sings Al Green's 'Let's Stay... →
npr:
“He nailed it,” Green told TMZ, praising Obama’s rendition.
You know you want to watch it again: Obama sings Al Green — Tanya
ahem
thebombbag asked: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, jasencomstock? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear?...
legallyblindobservations asked: Your thoughts about Obama singing Let's Stay Together, as a subliminal re-election strategy and as a judge of singing talent?
I just ate a bag of spicy sweet chili doritos
they were gross and i feel dirty
I'm bored, entertain me with your musings and... →
My Roommate Writes the Best Missed Connections.... →
Anonymous asked: i dont want to die! though
Anonymous asked: which can give a strong high what does they feel like?
Anonymous asked: do you have a fav brand of popper?
Bath Salts, Poppers, Salvia, and 4 Other... →
poppers, shocking to whom?
Failing upwards: Living in a bureaucratic world -... →
absurdlakefront:
servant:
Thinking about beauracracy in a way that differs from the norm.
This piece is covering a topic that has been on my mind a lot in the last few weeks. It’s only throwing fuel on the fires generating my thoughts, but most things seem to do that with me of late.
In this set up, a world of organisations, everyone is a cog within a cog within a cog in an infinite...
“Egypt banned at least 10 Americans and Europeans from leaving the country,...”
– Time magazine, “Egypt Bans Travel for Ten U.S. Citizens” (via inothernews)
1takejake replied to your post: money
I hope it has something to do with powering nascar engines with fuel made from pandas.
na, nothing cool. it involves getting you to think things. don’t worry.
money
lots of research I did last week resulted in evilcorp wanting to spend a lot of money. I did good. now all of you will suffer for it.
“The office of East Haven’s mayor was blasted with prank phone calls and a...”
– (via muppetpants)
If I say I want tacos, will people send me free tacos?
andydoesit replied to your photo
poor Jan, no messages.
