Jasen Comstock

2009

December 150
November 420
October 309
September 412
August 383
July 308
June 227
May 116
April 103
March
February
January
“Obama uses the veneer of intellectualism to promote the...”
— Chris Hedges (via azspot)
Dec 14th
“Central to the problems we face is our reluctance to see...”
— William Vitek (via azspot) ...
Dec 14th

Why God? Why?

afghanibanani: Why does anything school related begin at 8 am? I’ve already taken my Spanish final...
Dec 14th
catbus: Here is a political cartoon where two-time...
Dec 13th

You are doing it wrong!

Why are you being praised by National Review and bashed by the ACLU!
Dec 11th
A Framework for Impunity
Dec 11th
However, by invoking evil in his peace speech, he has obligated himself to a more decisive course of...
Dec 11th
Going Neo-Con
Dec 11th
Bacteria Engineered to Turn Carbon Dioxide...
Dec 11th
goldenrat1o: sparo: Say I had a dog, right? These are the top five names that I would choose...
Dec 11th
yaldabaoth: Afterwards, everyone in the Young Republicans...
Dec 11th

Things about porn:

sexartandpolitics: I would like to see pre-scene negotiation and aftercare. I would like to see...
Dec 11th
stfuconservatives: andressaleite: thedailywhat: Big...
Dec 11th
notthatkindagay: Yup. Do you think his staff asks him if...
Dec 11th
Not watching the House Wall Street Regulation thingy, how is...
Dec 11th
yaldabaoth: via Gawker thanks I needed that.
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
who is this pole dance guy and why is he not famous?
Dec 11th
robot-heart-politics: jasencomstock: I’m in training to be a historian and I have never found...
Dec 11th
The strange bipartisan consensus on Obama's...
Dec 11th

My friends shopping list for party...

10 bottles of bourbon 7 bottles of coniac 3 gallons whole milk 30 pints of heavy cream 130 eggs
Dec 11th
“You hang around that woman long enough and you’ll pick up...”
— Bette Davis on Joan Crawford ...
Dec 11th
Matt Taibbi: Obama's Big Sellout
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
absurdlakefront: Just because it’s Friday, I’m posting this again. Mommy Dearest Vs. ABBA’s ‘Mama...
Dec 11th
abcsoupdot: think4yourself:soupsoup: Health Insurers...
Dec 11th
“Why should we accept that the “talent” of someone who writes...”
— Howard Zinn (via...
Dec 11th
Steny Hoyer: How Gingrich Broke Congress
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
More Early Lady Gaga
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
I found this super early Lady Gaga video.
Dec 11th

I currently care about 2 penises and 1...

1. my penis 2. my boyfriend’s penis 3. hypocrites’ who tell other people where to not...
Dec 10th

Quick Health-care chat

I got a memo from our CFO that the good folks at Care First Blue Cross/Blue Shield will be raising...
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Dec 10th

Seriously?

rosasparks: sarahmc: The NYT gift guide has a section for People Who Aren’t White. Oh MY. ...
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
kylie Minogue “Santa Baby”
Dec 10th

The worst thing about writing papers in...

(via hammerito) real people problems.
Dec 10th

yes, but can he croon?

Dec 10th
Listen Listen
inothernews: bing crosby | mele kalikimaka are you taunting me?
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
sds: christmasmusic: Barenaked Ladies & Sarah McLachlan - “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” ...
Dec 10th

Yes

why am i freezing in my office- I’m not Bob Cratchet
Dec 10th

I know yall hate this global warming...

but seriously, would it be that bad if I wasn’t fricking freezing right now in my office...
Dec 10th

I need a new picture

Smokin’ Obama is getting old
Dec 10th
“We all have different feelings about this,”...
Dec 10th

Three Cheers for Pun E-mails from your...

Puns Intended 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.   He...
Dec 10th
newfilosofee: AM I RITE OR AMIRITE? Wrong.
Dec 10th

Well that was fun

Dec 10th

and Male

Dec 10th

Listen Finn

You are tall and white and therefore obviously the leader of this group.
Dec 10th
“I just cannot get excited about sexual misbehavior that is...”
— Gail Collins - The Joys of...
Dec 10th

watchin' Glee at work

Dec 10th
Cracked.com: 30 More Men Who Look Like Old...
Dec 10th
How Gay Marriage lost in New York but how we...
Dec 10th

Grade

86(.1) + 92(.15) + 92(.2) + 93(.2) + x(.35) = 90 [an A-] 8.6 + 13.8 + 18.4 + 18.6 + x(.35) = 90 ...
Dec 10th
yaldabaoth: jasencomstock: executiveproducerdickwolf: ...
Dec 10th
executiveproducerdickwolf: lendmeatreble: ...
Dec 10th

Dear Korean Food from last night

Stop it.  Please.
Dec 10th
thewarindrew: ok.  i hate to poke fun at this but it’s...
Dec 10th

The Indians said that I was White by...

the White man always called me Indian squaw!
Dec 10th

If David Plouffe replaces George...

then DC will have jumped the shark.
Dec 10th

Citigroup to Repay TARP, Collapse

sds: crazynutjob: […] The thing to think about is the power that even relatively small players...
Dec 10th
From Right-Wing to Pro-Choice: The Shifting...
Dec 10th

Deaf people are lucky in that they can...

Dec 10th
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: spinlighted: Mitch...
Dec 9th
I’ll disagree slightly with this part: Carbon...
Dec 9th
reasonstohatecommunists: A common saying goes, “Never...
Dec 9th
Bush Closes the Gap
Dec 9th
muppetpants: reasonstohatecommunists:kondot:14years:9gag:I...
Dec 9th
(via reasonstohatecommunists)
Dec 9th
sds: How do you put Christ back into Merry CHRISTmas? By...
Dec 9th

Why we fight

Boyfriend:  I thought the “you just want to sit quietly and read” as something you like...
Dec 9th
schwenk: Bored at work. GPOYW People ask me why I’m still...
Dec 9th
6h057: GPOYW
Dec 9th
hman: Fax machines are funny! How do they work?  I don’t know. This dude gives the worst...
Dec 9th
sexartandpolitics: jasencomstock: sexartandpolitics: So, there’s his polling. Reid and Pelosi...
Dec 9th
crazynutjob: Today looked as if the dollar carry trade might unwind. Fortunately, President...
Dec 9th

Addendum

sexartandpolitics: “They” in the post below refers to the Democratic leadership. More...
Dec 9th

The soft bigotry of low expectations

sexartandpolitics: I’m actually impressed that the senate not only voted down Nelson’s amendment,...
Dec 9th
Scott Brown, Republican Senate Candidate from Massachusetts...
Dec 9th
k-troll: inothernews: BILL O’REILLY PICKING A FIGHT WITH...
Dec 9th
Warch Watch
Watch this Wrestler hypnotize with his boobs via Towelroad
Dec 8th
thewarindrew: this tasty looking dish is a tofu product...
Dec 8th
How the Taliban Take a Village
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
duckandpenguin: lilyna: fuckyeahcanadaeh: fractolica: lol wtf is happening in universities...
Dec 8th
notthatkindagay: A view from inside the Capitol. HAI...
Dec 8th
thewarindrew: soylentgreenispeople: um…fuck you...
Dec 8th
andrewwoj: nervous for the 4:00 phone interview....
Dec 8th
“A couple of months after learning that she was about to be...”
— Lesbian soldier seeks asylum...
Dec 8th
What Marriage is -- And What it Isn't
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
My Co-worker’s brother and his band are doing a toy drive at their next two Phoenix shows. ...
Dec 8th

OKAY ANNOUNCEMENT: I WILL NOT FUCK...

hammerito: elsabette: savagemike: elsabette: savagemike: poisonthemonkey: (via...
Dec 8th
“In my recent reflections on the question of legalizing...”
— What Marriage is For: Robert...
Dec 8th

Being a PoliSci major is depressing.

afghanibanani: I have to constantly remind myself that I’m doing this for public service, not to...
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
Lady Gaga medly, because I hate you.
Dec 8th
“My best advice is to tell people what they want to hear and...”
— Paris Hilton (via yourpalmal)...
Dec 8th
Non-existant party polls better than actual...
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
Kitteh
Dec 8th
notthatkindagay: What most of my week looks like. plz...
Dec 8th
American Revolutionary War Quiz
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
FREAKIN’ FINALLY MR. BIGGLESWORTH! I think(?), this may be humorous Conservative satire aimed...
Dec 8th
Instructables - How to Make Beer
Dec 8th
The Major Works of Counterintuitive Thought...
Dec 8th

Commute to class.

Do Not Want.
Dec 7th
notemily: ...
Dec 7th
Warch Watch
visual and auditory typography joke.
Dec 7th

Someone out there please confirm this...

inothernews: …in which case no one’s taking the “Christ” out of “Christmas” at all. For Christ’s...
Dec 7th

Now I want a hot dog

with mustard and sauerkraut and onions.  Oh and chili.  and cheese.
Dec 7th

The Oscar Mayer weinermobile is...

notthatkindagay: FYI. Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with P r e s i d e n I got nothing.
Dec 7th
The parable of the sower
Dec 7th
Administration slashes bailout loss estimate...
Dec 7th
In Polls, Much Opposition to Health Care Plan...
Dec 7th
What the fuck is this shit??
Dec 6th

Facebook in Latin is fun

Hoc tibi placit
Dec 4th

I don't know why it didnt let me do a...

Dec 4th

Ok coupled straight people

My boyfriend and I had a serious discussion Wednesday.  Though he loves me and thinks I am a good...
Dec 4th
k-troll: opmuh: (via ummwhat) FUCK YEAH RON PAUL! ...
Dec 4th

In which I whole heartedly agree with...

yuck.  But yes, on this I do. Barring a scientific breakthrough, we can’t merge Obama’s analysis...
Dec 4th

And what are YOU doing at work today?

I’m driving to Dulles to register my boss’ shotguns with customs so he can bring them to...
Dec 4th

the dude who sings in olde tymie English

that meme.  who is that a portrait of?
Dec 4th
6h057: 2009’s almost over. I think we’re due for a...
Dec 4th

I don't know anything about Bob Dylan

Dec 4th
Warch Watch
Dec 4th
Nope, not post-Racial yet
Dec 3rd

Obama, the CBC and Black people are...

You should tell them that you have a lot on your plate and will get to it when you can.
Dec 3rd
Maybe Obama is the first Post-Racial...
Dec 3rd
“A study that tried to analyze how pornography affected men’s...”
— Ahahahahahah How much porn do...
Dec 3rd
video of that Glee kid in the wheel chair,...
Dec 3rd
''The Office' is the Most Depressing Show on...
Dec 3rd

Though Popes are dicks, some did some...

Pope Formosus’ dead corpse was put on trial by Pope Stephan VI, and later again by Sergius...
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
bandwagonpete: you think us homos have it bad in murika?  at least our government isnt making laws...
Dec 3rd

List of Popes who were not dicks:

1. Celestine V
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
Dec 3rd

If a repersenative of your religion is...

newfilosofee: I am not repersented by the muslim clerics of today. I repersent myself. I read the...
Dec 3rd

What boy's names mean.

k-troll: leftbrainright: ...
Dec 2nd
New York State Senate shoots down gay...
Dec 2nd
LGF: Why I Parted Ways With The Right
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
lawful: meltinyourmouth: Holy shit! Well, that’s one way to make your point…
Dec 1st

I wonder if the teabaggers know

Poinsettias are mexican immigrant plants from Mexico here stealing good seasonal jobs from American...
Dec 1st

so that is how you do hash tags

Dec 1st

Meghan McCain's cool dad in 2009: "HOW...

John McCain 2008:  “If I’m elected Preznit, I will pay for Health Care reform by...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
duckandpenguin: My backpack’s, got jets. I’m Boba, the Fett … Via Pizza the Hutt
Dec 1st
bennettulmer: adeandabet: onemoretimewithfeeling: ...
Dec 1st

Did you know that in medieval Germanic...

haguenite: Bet you didn’t know that, huh? pa-pa-pa-pokerface, pa-pa-pokerface…
Dec 1st
Climate change denier Nick Griffin to...
Dec 1st

LEAVE MARION BARRY ALONE!

Marion Barry took a bullet in the chest once.  from a terrorist! He likes hard drugs and sluts. ...
Dec 1st

When I get bored and sing

I usually replace all the verbs in a song with “jizz” and all the direct objects with...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: misssilk: The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody Good Morning!!!!!!!
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
Christian Wrap about how awesome side-hugs are.
Dec 1st
Christian Side-Hugs: Front hugs may lead to...
Dec 1st
Joe Arpaio's Deputies Admit Destroying...
Dec 1st
“Cheney was asked if he thinks the Bush administration bears...”
— Dick Cheney Guy who creates...
Dec 1st
Washington Times runs Birther ad.
Dec 1st
hammerito: txtsfrmlstnght: (+61): This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a...
Dec 1st
Dubai World to Restructure $26 Billion of...
Dec 1st