9 Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence That Will Make You... →
D.C. Officials Say Uber Is 'Crying Wolf' Over... →
Uber says D.C.’s regulations about credit card payments in taxis will force it to end its taxi-hailing service next week. City officials say that’s bunk.
who the fuck is Amanda Bynes?
how-tokissdistinctly-american: jasencomstock: how-tokissdistinctly-american: jasencomstock: Why is this person in their 20’s and pleated khakis? Life in DC: A Memior do they still sell them? With my pleated khaki dreams and bad fuck wishes, I could sell a million. well we have the name of our Bio.
conky replied to your post: 90% of your posts feel like in-jokes or wisdom I don’t have or can be a part of. I’ll wager that’s how you and your friends talk to each other privately in secret rooms. no, its how we talk loudly in public.
how-tokissdistinctly-american: jasencomstock: Why is this person in their 20’s and pleated khakis? Life in DC: A Memior do they still sell them?
sleeplessinsouthie replied to your post: Why is this person in their 20’s and pleated… Is it u/n thegayrepublican? yeah it was! I asked him if he wanted to pound this pu$$y boy and call me a little faggot and he was like “Jasen Comstock, I hate you” and then a purse fell out of his face.
Anonymous asked: 90% of your posts feel like in-jokes or wisdom I don't have or can be a part of.
Why is this person in their 20’s and pleated khakis?
Why do people talk about their height?
Masturbation Is at the Root of the Culture Wars →
“Tell me how you really feel about masturbation, and I can more or less predict how you’ll feel about the more frequently debated ‘sex war’ issues.”
It is time to build radical mass movements that defy all formal centers of power...– Chris Hedges (via azspot) LOL, no.
Erickson’s description of his own religion is even past tense- his Christ could throw a punch, could be a negative.
Gay Boy Scouts and Conservatives and one hand...
Level 6 troll Erick Erickson is re-tweeting some people who are scolding him for not liking gays and I think I’m kind of getting what Erickson is laying down. Basically Erickson is like “bla bla bla butt sex is agin the Babble.” I don’t really know why everyone has to be like “how can Erick son of Erick SAYYYYY THAT?” and “you are just making it...
this is the dumb book party episode of “Sex and the City” where Carrie’s cab driver takes her to get a hot dog to ‘celebrate.’
NJ: Caramel-Colored Rubbing Alcohol Sold as Scotch →
joshsternberg: At one bar, a mixture that included rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring was sold as scotch. In another, premium liquor bottles were refilled with water — and apparently not even clean water at that. New definition of “Dirty Jersey.” The latest in the Speakeasy craze…
thenoobyorker replied to your post: RE: the Greek Yogurt toxic waste thing There is no return to the natural, ppl need to shut the fuck up and escape this mid-20th century lazy environmentalist bullshit. It’s lazy as fuck. ^
RE: the Greek Yogurt toxic waste thing
fucking everything is bad for the environment. more fish are killed by the fertilizer used to grow the grain and grass fed to the dumb cows and goats who make the milk to turn into yoghurt in the first place. Literally everything is awful. You and your humans are killing the planet, not greek yogurt.
Rape and the Civil War →
Union military courts prosecuted at least 450 cases involving sexual crimes. In North Carolina during the spring of 1865, Pvt. James Preble “did by physical force and violence commit rape upon the person of one Miss Letitia Craft.” When Perry Holland of the 1st Missouri Infantry confessed to the rape of Julia Anderson, a white woman in Tennessee, he was sentenced to be shot, but his sentence was...
I believe what affects the movements in America, what affects our attitudes in...– Biden: Jews Doing Super Job With The Media | National Review Online Ok Joe. (via waitingonoblivion)
one website calls it an Agavoni, which is just a little too damn cute.
also shut up it’s 5 pm somewhere.
Negroni news update.
So i skipped getting a jalapeno to cover over my anaheim pepper infusion mistake with the Campari. despite the mistake, the campari has a pepper taste to it, though it’s a very green but not hot flavor. the house I’m watching though LIED when they said they had gin (though I did find a bottle of Campari[!]). So instead I improvised with some Don Julio (which I can only find Tequila...
scottfriday replied to your post: tracingben replied to your post: Given the… wow, that guy really does look like rusty. Dad, He’s gonna pork her.
tracingben replied to your post: Given the release of Obama’s Prom pictures I just feel bad that I currently look like the other guy in that photo. You are Rusty from National Lampoon’s European Vacation?
Given the release of Obama's Prom pictures
can we discuss the change in Lei composition in the last 30 years?
Is the anti-gay backlash on? →
New York’s gay men have been the subject of brutal violence in recent days. Some worry it’s in response to equality despite the title, this is a very good article.
Modern Farmer | Whey Too Much: Greek Yogurt’s Dark... →
wooliebear: “For every three or four ounces of milk, Chobani and other companies can produce only one ounce of creamy Greek yogurt. The rest becomes acid whey. It’s a thin, runny waste product that can’t simply be dumped. Not only would that be illegal, but whey decomposition is toxic to the natural environment, robbing oxygen from streams and rivers. That could turn a waterway into what one...
I shouldn't be allowed to cook or do things &c.
So Sunday I had Jalapeno infused Campari which i used to make an outstanding Boulevardier (or two). I wanted to make my own this week while I dog sat, so when grocery shopping yesterday at the Giant in Columbia Heights, I grabbed some peppers that were right next to the Jalapenos, they were long green and wrinkly. this morning I dropped them into the Campari after chopping and finding out they...
aatombomb replied to your post: The Obama administration has admitted that four… Lol. “Now” Unreadable twitter means my loudest eye-rolls are not Bryan Fischer or some other tea bagger.
The Obama administration has admitted that four Americans have been killed in counter-terrorism actions (drone strikes). It’s the same four Americans we always new were killed in drone strikes. yet Twitter is now unreadable.
bobbyfinger: Sorry inventor Steve Wilhite but I’m going to use a hard G because you decided to name it “GIF” as an acronym for “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” and the G in “GRAPHICS” is hard not soft like “JIF” so if you wanted us to call it a “JIF” you should have called it a “JOLLY INTERCHANGE FORMAT” or some crap. This debate is stupid, but his reasoning is stupider. Graphics. Hard G. GIF.
Please Don't Squeeze The Shaman: Okay. There’s... →
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: Okay. There’s lots of different kinds of prayer. One is the stupid kind where someone says I’ll pray for you because they’re judging hating and offering to work their stupid whisper magic to make you be more like them and we all know those people are obviously awful. Then there’s the people who…
I have to take the orange line with traffic while wearing my swim suit from last night.
It’s too late for me. Heed my warning, date anyone in your 20’s no matter how awful because you will wake up one day on a stripped bed in falls church and your trick will ask you to walk his yippy dogs.
My dating pool are all these guys with pets and I don’t want to clean up dog shit or have cat hair all over my clothes and smell like a cat. Or a dog. And everything is gross.
I’m going to write a book but it’s just going to be 25 years of house music lyrics and you will buy it as some kind of haute art.
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer talks to an Oklahoma tornado survivor: Wolf Blitzer: We’re...– This is CNN, cont. - Politico (via T Says)