I don’t want to listen to Obombas speech re: Iraq. I’ll read it tomorrow in 3 minutes, and read what I was supposed to infer from all the bullshit around him in 10 minutes. I don’t know what I think about pot commercials. Pot’s great, but do we have to talk about it? I guess like, salad tossing. People that talk about pot and civil liberties are boring and almost as...
is "truthful tuesday" the new fucking thing?
scottfriday: god i’m such a dick when i’m not limited by the confines of sobriety. i thought it was “taco tuesday” or “topless tuesday” or whatever. this whole thing’s getting out of hand. it changes every week. i need fucking viagra to keep up. anyway… here’s my truthful tuesday: i have a few followees under the precious, exploratory age of 18. i like ‘em. if i follow them, obviously they...
the annoying kid who keeps interrupting class to leave or talk or throw things out and walk in front of the projector, just announced he takes his tests in the testing center. he stopped class to tell everyone this. I should tell him about tumblr.
I’m going to put up photos tomorrow from my trip to Columbus. because the tumblr app sucks.
@ray ray how do you see more than ten posts though?
Thinking About Joining the Military?: Military...
adailyriot: what is this from? what year?
It happened again.
newfilosofee: kajal: Someone asked me.. “Are you from Muslim?” SERIOUSLY. SRSLY. LOL. That’s so funny. I was on a date once and the guy kept saying “I think it’s really cool that you are Islam, so exotic.” I wanted to say “It’s cooler that you are Christianity.” But you can’t be mean, I mean…some people don’t know. I’d rather someone get a word wrong than be hateful towards me. ...
the tumble app for Droid is better than accessing it via internet. but not that much.
littleorphanammo replied to your post: I lightly tapped my fingers on the keys, thinking of the right response. What to write? What to write!? I pulled a Miller Lite out of the mini fridge I keep under my desk and cracked it open with one hand. Then I read the Da Vinci Code Pefect, I thought. Reuse the same jokes until someone laughs. I smiled smugly before rubbing one out to my own...
Anonymous asked: I lightly tapped my fingers on the keys, thinking of the right response. What to write? What to write!? I pulled a Miller Lite out of the mini fridge I keep under my desk and cracked it open with one hand. Then I read the Da Vinci Code Pefect, I thought. Reuse the same jokes until someone laughs. I smiled smugly before rubbing one out to my own blog.
eight feet of shit
I’m watching CNN in the lobby of my hotel. the CNN anchor is talking about a pile of shit at a chicken farm. he used a ladder to climb to eight feet. to show everyone how tall eight feet was. does this news story discuss how much shit chickens make in a day, or where said shit goes? is eight feet of shit a strange thing on a shit farm? I guess we explain what we can and not what we need...
I could give a flying crap about the political process. We’re an entertainment...– Glenn Beck
I'm in Columbus Ohio.
at dirty Frank’s hot dogs. Columbus is a shockingly clean city. my waiter is a vegan and the menu makes fun of Glenn Beck.
oops. sorry for gratuitous misspellings.
moving again. apparently someone ran over mlk.
christ there aren’t even that many people.
a nice non tea bather (librul?) just said it would be 45 minutes. I feel like the first night of the living dead. nuke the city now before it spreads.
I'm in 12th street tunnel. trapped by some tea bag...
teabaggers are the worst humans on earth ever.
they don’t obey pedestrian lights!
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d...– Woody Allen (via manpsychic) (via recro, distances) Jasen, this seems related to the whole “have a penis” thing. (via rosieloveswords)
lacrosse-sticks asked: I TOTALLY forgot about the other Eiffel Tower. I'm glad you brought it up because in the Eiffel Tower, like in life, men get all the good positions.
Nothing beats the Hobo life
Stabbin’ folks with my Hobo knife.
wait so if you women became a man for a day
haggers: jasencomstock: the first thing most of you would do is go have sex with your new penises? isn’t that kinda gay? or would you have sex with men? which is easier to get on your first day anyway. You know? I honestly feel like if I were a dude for a day, I’d go after women. But I also feel like I’m kinda on the way over hetero side of the sexual attraction spectrum. Weird, huh? ...
nailtipflips replied to your post: wait so if you women became a man for a day screw that, I’d go piss all over EVERYTHING. Just cuz I could. yes this is our most magical power.
wait so if you women became a man for a day
the first thing most of you would do is go have sex with your new penises? isn’t that kinda gay? or would you have sex with men? which is easier to get on your first day anyway.
Who is that fellow in the jaunty little cap I hope that’s not your new boy! GOULET! … fuck I’m bored.
You guys, you should have just said it's because...
seventeen76: And no, I don’t believe that it’s better than Island Burgers. what are Island Burger?
Where is your God now: Blue Power Ranger is Gay →
three video interview, he was harassed while filming Power Rangers episodes.
turnabout is fair play.: So I found out why... →
seventeen76: jasencomstock: … Bullshit. You can get the Meat to NY in less than a day it would just require some sort of Meat Plane. Prohibitavely expensive? Perhaps, but new yorkers are accustomed to paying $12 for a pack or smokes, you could get them to pony up a “Meat Plane Surcharge” on in-n-out… What the actual fuck. Lets think about this. What the fuck do you think Upstate is? Where...
So I found out why In-N-Out is only in CA and AZ...
ex-genius: ohhhkat: It’s actually a very legitimate and respectable reason. They won’t make an In-N-Out anywhere that it takes longer than 1 day for their meat to get to cause they only want fresh burgers :] So if you want In-N-Outs yummy deliciousness, come to California :D ( or AZ or NV ) Bullshit. You can get the Meat to NY in less than a day it would just require some sort of Meat...
Nobel Prize Winner Warns World: We’re Running Out... →
technipol: “The United States currently holds around half of the world’s helium supply and we’re selling it, for cheap. We’ve known this for a while. We started stockpiling the stuff near Amarillo, Texas in 1925, in part for dirigible use, and stepped up reserves in the 1960s as a Cold War asset. In 1996, Congress passed the Helium Privatization Act mandating that the United States sell the...
I have been assigned as a staff officer to a headquarters in Afghanistan for...– U.S. Army Reserve colonel Lawrence Sellin, formerly a staff officer in Allied headquarters in Afghanistan. He was fired for his comments this week. (hat tip: Kevin Drum) (via officialssay) ha ha
I got friends who fuck guys. In jail.
(via kindlyone) in jail. is that a euphamism?
correlationstonone-deactivated2 asked: Is this counter protest a thing, btw? Tempted.
misanthropologie asked: I will totally dress up and go to the Mall tomorrow if you go with me. Is it on, or is it ON?
qstates replied to your post: jason and i are down for documenting this catastrophe-to-be. You need a black male friend who is willing to wear a kufi. Bring him along, and then just…wait. I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SUGG.. oh, for the prank.
seventeen76-deactivated20110416 asked: 1) i am not very interesting, this is true. 2) It's a long story. i fell into the shower and rolled my ankle, and (apparently) fractured it just barely. But since it just hurt but wasn't swelling or that bruised, I assumed it was fine. About a week later I was getting out of a diner booth and when I stood up I could feel things grinding together in my foot when I walked, so i ended up...
sarahluz asked: jason and i are down for documenting this catastrophe-to-be.