January 2012
December 2011
Quiet!
I won’t have any of this here because this is a sacred place. Even if I don’t believe that and you don’t believe that, but it’s a useful hypocrisy
@atombomb
Apple wouldnt allow it because of cocks or nudity.
This fucking app is fucking broken again.
Fuck y'all
I’m drinking.
If you need an add on to enjoy tumblr or whatever
You are taking this too seriously.
Why is everyone being so anal about this? Who cares! Delete your tumblr!!
Report: Iranian surveillance plane films, takes... →
TEHRAN, Iran — An Iranian surveillance plane has recorded video and photographed a U.S. aircraft carrier during Iran’s ongoing navy drill near a strategic waterway in the Persian Gulf, the official IRNA news agency reported on Thursday.
yawn
legallyblindobservations replied to your post: the fuck is missing-e?
It’s a Chrome extension that makes Tumblr a bit more streamlined.
I stopped playing World of Warcraft because I couldn’t stand all of the add-ons people used.
JUST SAYIN’
the fuck is missing-e?
I’m missing e, but that’s because I’m 32 and rave/trance music had to sound good somehow.
“New Year’s Day falls on a Sunday this year. U2 must be locked in a daisy chain...”
– Patton Oswalt (via mattpayton)
Let’s hear it for U2 jokes!
(via hman)
sleeplessinsouthie:
this is the worst weekend because there’s a cover to go anywhere tomorrow night and all the restaurants get way too big for their britches and implement stupid prix fixe menus and every place is packed and all the sluts come out of the slutjar and you can’t shake a stick without hitting a screaming drunk white bitch wearing shoes she can’t walk in and all the straight people...
Anonymous asked: I can't sleep with someone who is in a relationship plus Dunkin Donuts gives me a stinky ass like Jessica Simpson.
Marvel Comics says Mutants are not Human. →
You probably did not realize that the official legal position of Marvel is that contrary to the general thematic content of the Marvel Universe, mutants are not people. A recent Radiolab podcast brings the shocking true story, but it’s easy enough to summarize: Marvel-licensed action figures are generally made abroad and imported into the United States. But “dolls” (which...
Anonymous asked: What are your plans tomorrow night?
Anonymous asked: I would sleep with you to gain intelligence.
Republicans for Revolution →
username catbus posted this earlier and said it was good so i read it.
I read a novella of opinion every day regarding the current state of politics and nothing in years has been written this briefly or succinctly on the subject even once and ably illustrate what is going on.
The book being reviewed sounds awful and seems to be the usual tripe shit Democrats read and why they don’t seem to...
wentdog replied to your post: I’ve been on Vacation and the Tumblr App for Iphone is awful
Where did you go on vacation?
I stayed home and did nothing. It was somewhere between glorious and boring.
1takejake replied to your post: I’ve been on Vacation and the Tumblr App for Iphone is awful
Otis Campbell, Colonel Bellows or Larry Tate
I will be looking into this…
with the TV names
I really just want to make an English Stout and call it a Lynn Belvadere-
I've been on Vacation and the Tumblr App for...
Every time I think about how awful an app is on my Iphone because it isn’t working now, exactly how I want it to, I think of the Japanese nuclear reactor thing from earlier this year.
Remember how everyone was making fun of the control room of the nuclear reactor and how it looked all old and 70’s and there were no electronics? yeah, that shit doesn’t crap itself one out of...
Feel Free To Ignore Iowa →
The Republicans, who are really the only game in town this year, hope to get more than 100,000 participants. That is approximately the number of people who go to Michigan Stadium to watch the Wolverines play football. However, the Wolverines’ fans do not get free cookies.
Maybe the Republicans will hit 150,000! That is about the same number of people in Pomona, Calif. Imagine your reaction...
“as soon as President Obama releases his grades and birth certificate and sort of...”
– Craig, Son of Willard, when asked why his father refuses to release his tax returns. (via zainyk)
White Supremacists Exchanging Recipes for Chicken... →
hman:
“Anyone have a really good recipe for Chicken Tikka Massala?”
Lol, Rick perry
He didn’t submit enough signatures to qualify for the Virginia primary ballot.
Seven layer burry toes!!!!
“Politifact responds to factual criticisms of its work with ad hominem whining....”
– @daveweigel (via brooklynmutt)
andrewgraham:
National Journal: There is a payroll tax extension deal between the House and the Senate.
Politico and Slate: We’ll believe it when we see it.
ORLY.
that would be fuckin’ awesome.
Ron Paul Newsletters
before we chew the fat over if Ron Paul is dumb because of some newsletters from 10 years ago or whatever,
like he didn’t endorse John McCain in 2008, he did endorse a NeoConfederate candidate Chuck something, Cynthia McKenny (former Democratic Congressman from Atlanta, Green Party Candidate and anti-Semite) and Ralph Nader.
He didn’t endorse McCain because McCain is a hypocrite for...
House Republicans Agree To Payroll Deal
House Republicans on Thursday crumpled under the weight of White House and public pressure and have agreed to pass a two-month extension of the 2 percent payroll-tax cut, Republican and Democratic sources told National Journal.
The House made the move after Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., agreed to appoint conferees to a committee to resolve...
no, that's awful.
hole week
Foot in Mouth
theconjecturer:
I appreciate how much lead time you need for a published piece. Sometimes the timing is the worst it could possibly be, however. Poor, poor Martha Brill LOLcott:
On December 16, Kazakhstan celebrated the anniversary of its independence from the Soviet Union. In just 20 years, the Central Asian giant has made a smooth transition from a former Soviet republic to a middle...
It's JAZZZZ
yeah man Jaaaaazzzzzz
from that funky cat on the piano from the Peanuts comic strip. yeaaaaahhh
Im blasting the christmas Pandora station at work
because I want everyone to drink.
