May 2011
“I’m not crazy about her as a potential candidate… but when I see the vile...”
– Sarah Palin has the anti-lefturd demo locked in (via aatombomb)
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booyahgrandmere replied to your post: you all are awesome, thanks for the suggestions SEarch for it on worldcat. It will tell you the closest library that has it. This says my university library has it, which my university catalog says it doesn’t.
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enjoli asked: Oh! And I think this is a link to C.D. Wright reading it in it's entirety? http://media.sas.upenn.edu/pennsound/authors/Wright-CD/Port-Townsend_1999/Wright-CD_Deepstep-Come-Shining_Copper-Canyon-Session_Port-Townsend-WA_7-16-99.mp3

Don't yell at me if I'm wrong! Good luck. :)
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you all are awesome, thanks for the suggestions
but the paper is due tomorrow. maybe the library next to my house will have it- I’ve never been in there except to vote. I wonder if they have books. edit: I checked their card catalog online- they don’t have it ether. I’m going to thank my professor for choosing the most obscure poetry book in existence.
May 31st
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strictlyalright asked: Do you have to submit a response for every reading?

Mind you, I never took a creative writing course when I was an English major, but a few of the courses I took which required responses to reading material, we only had to submit responses to maybe 60-75% of the time, maybe because the prof/instructor was too lazy to mark responses from every student every week.
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: this is kind of weird and awkward for me, but i have to tell you that i've been having the biggest crush on you for awhile now. i don't know how else to tell you, only this way. i don't go on here a lot, this isn't even my account, but if you ever want to talk i'm always on www.dateapply.com under the username "wishfulthinker" and please when you do see me next...
May 31st
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I've pretty thoroughly fucked myself
So I was supposed to buy books for my creative writing class and I didn’t until last week, online, used and cheaper than my bookstore.  I didn’t buy the first one because I was supposed to read it and write a response for Wednesday’s class. When I went to my bookstore at GMU, they were sold out. The book of poetry called Deepstep Come Shining, by CD Wright is 13 years old, and...
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I can't even watch the national news anymore.
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american: The absolute wooooorst The fundamental misunderstanding of how science works is so damn infuriating. So bla bla bla, Fox news is fucking terrible forever, right? I want to add that CNN and MSNBC are really eye-melting awful. I was watching MSNBC at the gym at 3-4 ish. The host, whose name I’ve forgotten, kept dropping these stupid one liners bashing...
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Dude
Kim catrall is the Vulcan in star trek six!
May 29th
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I decided on a roommate
the high school football coach. He was the least strange and has a car. He moves in next week.
May 29th
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I walked into a glass door last night. It was dark and I was looking at the glass door behind the one I ran into. I have a booboo on my already prominent Neanderthal brow.
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For the most part
Gay men are fucking insufferable I can say that because I’m blackm
May 29th
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Two prospective roommates met
The first was a young guy who works at the patent office. The second a woman who works in dc. Neither have cars. The next one is an older gay man who is stopping by tonight. Tomorrow a male school teacher and coach is going to look.
May 28th
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Who wants to be my roommate? →
also, feedback if my ad is creepy or whatever.
May 27th
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LOL: Rick Perry just told everyone to STFU, he...
May 27th
Paul Ryan responds to Ezra Klein →
This is super cool of Ryan and his office to respond clearly. Unfortunately, all the answers start with a “well I reject the premise of your question because…” which means Klein’s questions are all loaded, or Ryan is full of shit, but actually, it’s both.
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The Unicorn Name Generator →
worstbestfriend: imwithkanye: chrisafer: I am: Burdock Charming Pony Burdock is quick-witted and sparky. He is charming and cheerful, and he brings the sunshine and chases away clouds. I am: Carrot Blue Foal Carrot is an eccentric genius with a big imagination. He is as blue as the sky, and he protects...
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rising asked: You are so loved! :)
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Dude, fuck weather n' shit
My camping trip this weekend is cancelled because apparently central Pennsylvania is being destroyed by storms and the Susquehanna is all super high and we can’t get to the island we were going to camp on, if I could drive over the downed power-lines to get there. Also, I’m probably mis-remembering, but I don’t recall hundreds of people being consumed by tornadoes in, like, all...
May 27th
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andydoesit replied to your post: Happy Birthday. I somehow missed that you were a foot freak until today, but either way- happy birthday :) Well then I’m sure glad I didn’t take a picture of my penis inserted into a shoe for you. That could have been awkward. I still don’t get what this has to do with feet.
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ifitseasy asked: Happy Birthday sir! A shoehead picture is still planned, but I couldn't do it at work yesterday and I wasn't home until the wee hours last night. Hope it's a great one! I'll be giving you shoehead as soon as I can.
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“Academic books pack about 600 words to a page. Normal books clock in around 400....”
– Ezra Klein reflecting on the GOP “jobs plan.” (via lemkin)
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nopenothappening asked: I suppose I should say Happy Birthday :P
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hikergirl asked: I am late (and I'm too chicken to put a shoe on my head) but a very Happy Birthday!!
May 27th
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inveniam-deactivated20110725 asked: Happy Birthday! I started following you because so many people were posted pictures of shoes on their heads, and I also wanted to know-- why are people posting pictures of shoes on their heads for you?
May 27th
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how-tokissdistinctly-american asked: http://how-to-kiss-distinctly-american.tumblr.com/post/5875764913

This took some effort.
May 27th
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thedisgruntledgradstudent asked: Happy Birthday, fine sir! I apologize for the lack of a shoe picture. I have just washed my hair, and LA streets have toxic grime. But I hope you had a wonderful day!
May 27th
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andydoesit asked: Happy Birthday. I somehow missed that you were a foot freak until today, but either way- happy birthday :)
May 27th
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savagemike asked: Tag, you’re it!

Here are the rules:

Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people . Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
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filigree-deactivated20120524 asked: I put five shoes on my head and you don't even respond. I SEE HOW IT IS.
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Holy christ
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I meant having of birthday. Which is past. And Rosa had the best answer.
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How should I use my last 15 minutes of birthday domain?
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