March 2012
Art thou bored?
Art thou bored?
Prime rib with dinner
Why do I try?
I will probably break my vegetarianism
To eat some In-and-out.
jgreendc asked: A place that dry this time of the year? You must be in the southwest.
Santorum called Obama the n-word on television....
cherrispryteaintsobrite:
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
chockfullofhoot:
lalie:
elleeldritchunderground:
nom-chompsky:
steviemcfly:
On a completely different note, I’m in a good mood. I drank tonight without smoking, I’m acquiring a taste for wine, and goodnight kiss.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
This is simultaneously the worst and the greatest news I have ever read.
Is there a link...
House of Zogu
mr-president:
I’ve been reading about the Albanian royal family. King Zog wasn’t king for very long. Mussolini invaded Albania in 1939 and Zog and his wife and their two-day-old son, Leka Zogu, fled to England. They lived in Buckinghamshire for the duration of the war, and in 1946 went to Egypt, but eventually settled in France, where he died in 1961.
Crown Prince Leka Zogu, on the death of his...
“I know he was born somewhere else than America,”
– Megadeth Front Man Dave Mustaine: Obama not born in U.S. (via zainyk)
This pirate game is stupid/fun →
lotta vomit jokes
speaking of which
my drawsomething app isn’t working.
fix it
"To me the most striking detail was that NOM had... →
Crying peace, peace, when there is no peace.
squashed:
Some of the responses to Trayvon Martin’s death have reminded me of the prophet Jeremiah speaking against those who falsely claimed that there was no problem.
From the least to the greatest, all are greedy for gain; prophets and priests alike, all practice deceit. They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. ‘Peace, peace,’ they say, when there is no peace.
At...
“That is the last time I wanted mixed in my mulched-up cow corpse.”
– Jon Stewart, momentarily gaining enough sentience to realize pretty much all of the meat we eat is gross. (via muppetpants)
now imagine critter pants with little lenin and...
my followers are so pure and innocent.
bthny:
nesbittslimesoda:
Men of Tumblr, what are good summer pants to have where I won’t feel gross and sweaty but I’m not wearing shorts to the office?
Men of Tumblr, John was talking about wanting “lenin pants” earlier. Please help him out.
finally an antidote to Georgetown Critterpants
Anonymous asked: When is your birthday?
Ryan on Defense Budget: 'We Don't Believe The... →
House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wis., claimed Thursday that senior U.S. military officials and commanders were being dishonest in their budget requests to Congress.
“We don’t believe the generals are giving us their true budget,” Ryan said at the National Journal Live Budget Policy summit, adding, “I think there’s a lot of budget smoke and mirrors in the Pentagon’s budget.”
Ryan’s...
Despite Obama’s Call, Senate Defeats Oil Subsidies... →
Capping off a week filled of politicking over high gas prices and energy policy, the Senate defeated a Democratic measure that repealed tax breaks for major oil companies.
The Senate voted, mostly along party lines, XX-XX, to defeat the legislation, which was sponsored by Sen. Robert Menendez, D-N.J. The bill needed to reach the 60-vote threshold to pass and avoid a GOP filibuster.
Its failure...
sleeplessinsouthie replied to your post: are you nervous about being 33?
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I saw that. good thing Katie Holmes is there to show us how to be 33 like a boss, or whatever. I haven’t had any issues with age since probably 28. I’ll probably change my mind at 45 and bitch that shit doesn’t work anymore, my dick or joints or whatever, or maybe I’ll be 600...
Anonymous asked: are you nervous about being 33?
abearfoot asked: I live two minutes from the W in Scottsdale. I promise to wave when I drive by. Have you stayed there before? That place is crazy.
Ellen the Generous
shitmystudentswrite:
The cases of these young teens spurred a lot of attention from media icons. Anderson Cooper and Ellen the generous joined to voice their concerns against LGBTQ bullying.
Anonymous asked: are you taking a +1?
Anonymous asked: what are your plans for this weekend?
belmore replied to your post: The band !!! is your deal? Good choice (no snark (“no snark” is the new “no homo”))
I think he’s referring to the band called !!! (pronounced chkchkchk). Go to Wikipedia and put !!! in the search box.
oh si. I’ve never listened to them though.
axelrod asked: The band !!! is your deal? Good choice (no snark ("no snark" is the new "no homo"))
scotttfriday-deactivated2013012 asked: are you currently brewing anything, and if so, what?
itoldmyfriendsmyurllastnight-de asked: Why don't you care? Are you a nihilist?
b-rar asked: why ask you anything? why don't you care? where's the outrage?
axelrod asked: What's your deal?
fungazi-deactivated20120817 asked: My father's retirement, at 55, has renewed my interest in working for the government because he's going to be making twice as much money to hump my Mom and drink beers under the palm trees in his second backyard than I do to explain the Second Law of Thermodynamics to overzealous environmentalists. Do you think this is still a system I can exploit or will we have government employee...
ro-s-aspa-rks asked: Will I beat someone up today?
ask me something →
I don’t care
USA sees 23% increase in Autism →
One in 88 U.S. children have been diagnosed with some sort of autism spectrum disorder, from mild types of Asperger’s syndrome to severe disability, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Thursday.
The CDC said this is a 23 percent increase in the numbers since the last report in 2009, and at least some of it is because more children are being screened and assessed....
