May 2012
If you are one of the five or so professors who...
Please don’t teach your students to be Freepers.
May 1st
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thenoobyorker replied to your post: Sometimes everything is SO AWFUL hey buddy, are you okay? I wouldn’t even know where to get heroin. needles gross me out. can you smoke heroin or eat it? eating it would be the least weird.
May 1st
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Sometimes everything is SO AWFUL
I can hardly stand it. I forgot to do some online commenting for this one class, thinking it was just part of my 10% participation grade and it turns out it is 20% of the total grade, which, I think I naturally blocked out where acting like a Freeper would be worth 20% of a grade for a class which is truly amazing in all other respects.  (it would also make it like every other class) One kid in...
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April 2012
How Has It Come to This?
politicalprof: Kim Kardashian was at the annual correspondents’ day dinner? For what, exactly? What, exactly, has Kim Kardashian actually ever done that is DC-fat cat dinner worthy? Venting over. Sick taste in mouth remains. she was a guest of Fox News (I believe).  the shouts for the outright destruction of this event in order to preserve the sanctity of journalistic integrity are loud. the...
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suppression vs. repression vs. oppression
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So there's a photo post showing a bathroom with a...
lawful: Visit any parking garage in Boston…
Apr 30th
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sleeplessinsouthie replied to your link: You paid how much for prom? That’s nothing compared to what my parents spent on my quinceanera.
Apr 30th
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What nobody else will tell you about the U.S. F-22... →
The news that multiple F-22 stealth fighters were deployed “near Iran” has already been reported by the most important media outlets all around the world. However, nobody has been able to provide some important details that could be useful to better understand the scope of this overseas deployment: when did the Raptors deploy? How many aircraft were deployed? Where? And, above all, are those...
Apr 30th
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bthny: Why should the poors be allowed to use my hard-earned money to buy their daughters slutty dresses for prom when I didn’t even go to prom!! that article and section was put on my facebook by one of my republican “friends.” one of the nice ones though, one who doesn’t want actual people burned alive in their tenements. the comments are tame so far.
Apr 30th
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You paid how much for prom? →
But the statistic that Visa describes as “troubling” is how prom spending differs by family income. In general, the lower the income bracket, the more Americans are likely to spend on prom. For parents who make more than $75,000 a year, for example, prom spending averages about $850. For those making between $20,000 and $29,999, average prom spending leaps to $2,635 – the most of any income...
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Wait, aren't relection campaigns all about "I've...
warrennotg: Osama Bin Laden is dead and President Barack Obama authroized the mission that killed him, sooo Barack Obama gets to talk about it. If the mission had failed, you BEST BELIEVE the Republicans would be setting their Rupert Murdoch hair on fire. It’s almost as if, when the man does something that most people liked, Republicans don’t want him talking about it. Shocking! no
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Tyler: yes
someone sent mea 5 paage single spaced resume
without any kind of formatting.
its amazing.
me: that's not a resume
that's art
Apr 30th
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Campaign pledge
As president, literally no government employees will ever be allowed to say anything ever on camera during my administration. addendum:  This includes a total ban on use of attempted historical analogies.
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: Because you don't follow me, and you'd be surprised. Some people already prefer it over real partners. (or at least that's what a special on HBO said)
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: People will have sex with anything.
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Billionaire to build replica of the Titanic →
mindbabies: satrazemis: I would totally pay to be on that ship. That would be so awesome. Is that really necessary? Gah, the useless things billionaires spend money on.
Apr 30th
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Explaining the Thought Catalog piece that everyone...
tylercoates: Hi, I moved to Williamsburg in 2006 and, like, yeah, there was a Williamsburg before 2006 but I decided to pretend that there wasn’t and instead complain how, in the last six years while I was off in Boston living in my parent’s [sic] condominium for free and then in San Francisco after I inherited a bunch of money, things are a lot different than when I lived there with my friend’s...
Apr 30th
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The South, the War and ‘Christian Slavery’ →
But beginning in the spring of 1862 and continuing even past the end of the war, the theological significance of “Christian slavery” changed. Southern pastors and theologians combined a providential view of history with their understanding of what was biblically required of slaveholders to conclude that widespread failure to engage in “Christian slavery” was a main cause of divine favor’s being...
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“They call it Nerd Prom, which is not remotely accurate. Political journalists,...”
– @pareene. I’ll say again: it’s actually kind of a serious problem when important reporters don’t understand things like marginal tax rates. (via dceiver)
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pantslessprogressive: “There’s a lot of anger, but people don’t know what they’re angry about. You know, from the end of the Vietnam War all the way up to 9/11, for the most part everyone was fat, dumb and happy. Then 9/11 happened and shattered all that. People became scared and anxious and out of control. They’d go to Wal-Mart and realize that everything they’ve been buying says ‘Made in...
Apr 30th
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I've deleted two posts already today
I’m sure no one wants to hear about my bad music choices or this guy I know’s toenails.
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Dan Savage said a thing. Jimmy La Saliva said a thing. I WONDER which one I’m going to side with, the kinda douchey sex columnist who doesn’t want gay kids to kill themselves, or the guy who bottoms for Peter LaBarbera.
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I just wrote a fifteen page analysis of the...
zombiecuddle: It is midnight and I have a biostatistics final at 8am tomorrow, a risk assesment final at 3pm tomorrow, and a microeconomics final at 2pm on Tuesday. Smug adults who are all “college is easy because you sleep in all the time and drink so much beer!” are colossal idiots and assholes. Goodnight.
Apr 30th
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condoleezzareich: hey vegans if your so smart, why hitler explain that atheists
Apr 30th
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Oh Sally,
It never gets easier to see.
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“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is...”
– President Oof-bama (via peterfeld)
Apr 29th
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A Very Pricey Pineapple →
c-newt: courantdeconscience: Did that headline hook you? Who can turn away from a lovely pineapple? (Now let’s tackle the topic of privatization of public education.) We’re now in a world in which decisions about public education involve not just parents and children and teachers, but also big profits or losses for the private sector. Change the tests, or the textbooks, or the charters, or...
Apr 28th
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I don't have the balls to wear these light blue...
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