June 2012
I hope the two followers I lost today were white people with dreadlocks.
Jun 1st
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I don’t usually think of NYC as being particularly fat.
Jun 1st
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May 2012
Dear President Bloomberg, Summer of Megadeth would...
May 31st
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Tortilla coast food review
The grilled veggie enchiladas were decent even if they had thin white sauce that was invented at Ross Mexicano on it (blancomole?) lots of lime juice too, which, ok. The black beans and rice was generic and safe. How do they get it to look so dried and congealed so soon though? The salsa was kind of keychupy and sweet. The upsell is guacamole to order made in a stone bowl by my table, which...
May 31st
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“So to sum up, one candidate is portrayed, accurately, as being extremely rich,...”
– Conor Friedersdorf (via langer) Not to be… you know… whatever… but didn’t the Orwellian turn already happen? I mean, isn’t Obama just going in an Orwellian straight line? (via sexartandpolitics) Remember when the USA was good?  Conor Friedersdorf does.
May 31st
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Cover letters
are a magical form of torture. 
May 31st
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May 31st
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fucking paypal
May 31st
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May 31st
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I choose to walk down 14th street with my shorts unzipped
May 31st
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May 30th
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am i the only one who terrorizes nearby pets by making that “WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! —-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” sound when the “Prometheus” ad comes on the television?
May 30th
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1takejake replied to your post: Ders would get it so hard. Blake has the tightest butthole man I dunno
May 30th
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Ders would get it so hard.
May 30th
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May 29th
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“It’s just so dull. Sadly, I just, ugh, God.”
– California Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, on life at the Capitol.  (via officialssay)
May 29th
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“The problem hasn’t been quantified by anyone because there is huge pressure not...”
– Spain Delays and Prays That Zombies Repay Debt: Mortgages - Bloomberg Buy Treasury Bonds today! (via thecallus) Speaking of countries where the institutions aren’t set up for transparent and equitable market practices. Remember: the EU bailing out Greece is like the US bailing out Maryland. The...
May 29th
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May 28th
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That national journal article t how republicans...
Now to go drink more.
May 28th
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And there are. So many.
May 28th
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Age
If it’s taught me something it’s the people I won’t fuck
May 28th
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Oh something
This night out is a metaphor .
May 28th
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Memorial Day BBQ Ettiquette
bthny: shorterexcerpts: winstonwolfe: If you’ve slept with 2 or more fellow invitees, don’t go. Doesn’t matter how much time has elapsed, someone at the gathering will still find a way to make it feel like all the awkward. This seems like solid advice. If this was true nobody would go to any bbq ever.  like, two, at the bbq, or what?
May 27th
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I'm watching "this means war"
It is SO awful
May 27th
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paulhphillips asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COMSTOCK
May 26th
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May 25th
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Account Associate - [Unknown Employer]...
bthny: getajobhippie: Thanks for the submission! Position: Top Democratic political advertising firm is looking for driven Account Associates to assist in the daily management of a variety of campaigns. Clients include congressional, gubernatorial, legislative and statewide initiative campaigns, labor unions, environmental, and gay rights causes. Account Associates will assist senior...
May 24th
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Peter Schiff: Blah Blah Lbah
deoptimize: n/t
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May 24th
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check out this chickenshit birther  →
KYLE CLARK: Alright, fantastic. Why don’t we head right over here so we’re out of the way. Thank you for your time. I apologize for showing up unannounced. I’ve been trying to call your staff. They won’t return my phone calls. Let me ask you, after your comments about the President, do you feel voters are owed a better explanation than just, I misspoke? REP. COFFMAN: I...
May 24th
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slesyd dunny in gilsfrphis i don hulu guvk yo upiyvhrd. (nevermind, I was wrong.)
May 24th
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I have complicated feelings about my time in the military.  I hate them being smooshed by a stupid tv show to mean simple things.  there is a horrifically awful injustice to time and space this way. Woof, how the world would be different if we could see it how it is and not how we wished it would be.
May 24th
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joesquared: jasencomstock: f0rcedpri0rity: jakke replied to your post: What is your problem, sheet tanglers? WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND MY DESIRE FOR CORPSELIKE SLUMBER is basically what you’re saying yes? Come sleep with me and find out! I’m 33 and the veteran of multiple same sex male relationships. This is the worldwide tuberculosis of them all. I am “one of those.” I always wake up...
May 24th
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Sad
ryanpurtill: Eugene Polley, the inventor of the TV remote control, died today. According to his wishes, he will be buried under a couch cushion this week.
May 24th
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Why is there a fetus in a helium balloon on the... →
thedisgruntledgradstudent: What the fuck kind of idiot bullshit is that? What is it even supposed to be about?
May 24th
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f0rcedpri0rity: jakke replied to your post: What is your problem, sheet tanglers? WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND MY DESIRE FOR CORPSELIKE SLUMBER is basically what you’re saying yes? Come sleep with me and find out! I’m 33 and the veteran of multiple same sex male relationships. This is the worldwide tuberculosis of them all.
May 24th
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