May 20, 2013
MOVIES!

I’ve Decided to go to the movies. I’m seeing Oblivion with Tom cruise and not Star Trek. I had a visceral reaction to thinking about going to see Star Trek and I don’t know why. I think I’m turned off by the fanboy shit and I’m bored with the characters.

Also I didn’t see iron man 2 so I won’t see three and I find that character even worse. Oooo I have a problem, let me use my literally smarter than everyone brain and a jillion dollars to fix it fuck yeah America. #allcomicsever

So ironically I’m watching Tom cruise trash to avoid Hollywood trash. somewhat. Something.

May 20, 2013
Are you an adult talking about Justin Beiber and Taylor Swift?

WHY?

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Filed under: stop it 
May 20, 2013

awkward-elevator:

A sneak peek at JJ Abrams’ Star Wars

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May 20, 2013

the intersection of fart sounds and jack-off motions
I went kind of insane at my last job writing phrases like the intersection of shit and fuck and then calling reporters and telling them how awesome this intersection was and would they write a story to advertise the boring bullshit stuff my clients were doing.

May 20, 2013
the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

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May 20, 2013
"Overall this is a big win for social and further proof that marketing is continuing to move towards real-time content creation at the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance."

Percolate @ Tumblr: Thoughts on Tumblr/Yahoo!  

UH-HUH

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the intersection of brand voice and cultural relevance

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May 20, 2013

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

jasencomstock:

waitingonoblivion:

jasencomstock:

Yahoo CEO vows not to mess up .gif site advertising Hangover III

I heard the board only approved the deal if comstock returns to blogging regularly.

what’s my cut?

Shit. Working for the gov’ment, you’ll have plenty of time to dick around on the internet. Do it for the people, Comstock.

but I hate the people the most…

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May 20, 2013

waitingonoblivion:

jasencomstock:

Yahoo CEO vows not to mess up .gif site advertising Hangover III

I heard the board only approved the deal if comstock returns to blogging regularly.

what’s my cut?

May 20, 2013

Yahoo CEO vows not to mess up .gif site advertising Hangover III

May 20, 2013
I’m a huge fan of this GOP caucus system to pick candidates in Virginia

It’s assembled literally the most unelectable ticket possible.

Now Terry McAuliffe needs to get a C- and the trend of Virginia electing a governor from a different party than the current president for the last 28 years, or whatever, will be broken.