Donald Baker really had to take a shit. His cab ride from his Upper East Side apartment to his office was fine until about 14th street when it hit him. The animalistic urge to crap is overwhelmingly powerful. in an instant, a wealthy lawyer, the highest product of education, society, refinement and wealth is reduced to his most base animal instincts.  Something that would take thirst three days to do, hunger- weeks, but the strain caused by diarrhea, a lower intestine full of feces and water can reduce a man to full sweaty panic in seconds.

Push Donald Baker, PUSH!

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    donald baker had made up his mind. he was in it to win it. but if he was going to be marching against corporate greet...

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbcKdc0xhNw starts at 7:00

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    I’m sorry…that’s...shit” run if I’ve ever seen one

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    Any more? If we get enough stories, somebody will identify the actual guy and … beauty will ensue.

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    I thought it was from the end of that Tool CD.

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    this guy pushing...way through Occupy Wall Street? Here are your collected stories: A...

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    the poor fellow just wants his goddamned starbucks

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    Donald Barker was a man people took seriously. Donald Barker was a man corporations took seriously. It did not occur to...

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