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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia’s Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there’s someone out there who truly cares for them.

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