Fuck the new secrets. Space is bigger, strippers are hotter, it is awful. There is no place to be dirty. Everyone can see me! Why would I want to talk to a stripper while everyone sees me? It was scummy. No one could judge me there because their scank asses paid the same homeless dude to watch their car. It smelled like an ashtray. I’m talking to a 23 year old grad student pumping me for cash because I’m interesting and hot, and? Why are you here? Everyone felt complicit! Now it’s big and clean and legal and full of bridesmaids.

Fuck gentrification, fuck your housing prices, fuck your stadiums and your progress. It’s all awful.

Long live filth and trash.

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