enteekaygee:

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Christ, what an asshole.

A list of things Mitt Romney will take credit for:

• Ending the war in Iraq
• Ending the war in Afghanistan
• Killing Osama bin Laden
• Increased American energy production
• Repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
• Gay marriage killing the dinosaurs
• Bush tax cuts
• Killing Saddam Hussein
• Inventing the internet
• Outsourcing jobs
• Seat belts
• H1N1
• Universal health care (this one is actually true)
• The iPhone
• Denying Charles Manson probation
• Timothy McVeigh’s lethal injection
• Loving v. Virginia
• Brown v. Board of Education
• Plessy v. Ferguson
• Clarissa Explains It All
• Emancipation
• Magna Carta
• Adam Smith
• Will Smith
• Wilford Brimley
• Aaron Burr shooting Alexander Hamilton
• Photosynthesis
• Twitter
• Tumblr
• Instagram
• Facebook
• Washington crossing the Delaware
• Greta Van Sustren’s head transplant
• Natalie Holloway
• Rob Lowe’s blue eyes
• Inspiring MLK’s “I Have a Dream” Speech
• The Transcontinental Railroad
• Viagra
• Flomax
• Dick Cheney’s heart transplant
• Ronald Reagan

(via notthebarefootcontessa)

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    GAY MARRIAGE KILLING THE DINOSAURS. Not...think he has his timeline

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    enteekaygee: inothernews: Christ, what an asshole. A list of things Mitt Romney will take credit for: Ending the war in...

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    This is the Detroit 87 Riot Footage - See those Troops ? George Romney Sent Them INTO Detroit. Damn he left out White...

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    Two things; The Shuttles were slated to be killed off before Obama took office. Apollo? Jesus Christ Mittens does...

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    That is not a real quote, that cannot be a real quote, I am too afraid to even look that up to verify it. Oh my god.

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    Basically, if you want to have the American dream, join the Army, get deployed, and then come back with PTSD. Yup....

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    Can we just stop him from talking? but i thinks that’s first degree murder

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