In response to the DNC’s fictional Julia character, the Family Research Council has launched “Maggie”, a righteous Christian female who is from a “Godly intact family” and whose first date is with her father. Shudder. Maggie is a virgin on her wedding night and never ever sucks her husband’s cock. Which is how Jesus wants it.

The FRC suggests the hashtag #IAmMaggie for tweets about how Christian women should behave. Have some fun with that!

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(via sleeplessinsouthie)

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   HER FIRST DATE IS WITH HER FATHER

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   I’m gonna punch someone in the balls today.

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    lol no I mean Maggie sounds charming. I do not know this JoeMyGod character from Adam.

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    JoeMyGod can be a bit much, but yeah, she’s usually ok. I don’t know about this stunt.

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