May 18, 2012
I’d pay facebook $1.99 a month

if it’s phone app enabled me to VERY QUICKLY, search and find the name of a person through mutual friends so I can pretend like I didn’t forget it.  I can’t be the only person with a worthless memory thanks to cell phones.

that’s a lot of hoodies, Zuckerberg. Hire me and I will make your wildest dreams come true.

  1. sv said: i think the only thing facebook doesn’t know about me is my CC #.
  2. jasencomstock posted this