I heard C-Rice. Bad grapevine?

That wouldn’t be so gimmicky really. I don’t respect Condi Rice at all and her stewardship at State was terrible. Her entire career was a Kremlinologist, and I think her dream job is to be the President of the NFL or some other such tacky hur dur ‘murica “this chick is cool!” job. I think her greatest distinction was being “the one not a psycho talking to the President.” 

These choices though aren’t as triangulated as people think though. Sarah Palin was an aberration of a doomed campaign. I can’t begin to describe how pathetically, awesomely stupid a human has to be to get a fucking boner that Jack Kemp is the new VP pick, or Lady Gaga or some other fart.

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3. thebombbag said: I heard Toby Keith was the front runner which sucks ‘cause I was hoping it would be Elvira.
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