Dear women of "The View": Don't pile on Chris Christie 'cuz he's fat.
thecallus:
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Pile on him because you dislike his views. Pile on him because he blocked popular initiatives like a long-term commuter rail project. Pile on him because he took a state-owned helicopter to go to a high-school baseball game. Pile on him because he doesn’t like Snooki. But for the love of God, who gives a crap if he’s fat? We’ve had at least five presidents considered medically obese, one of which (Teddy Roosevelt) is considered top-tier by historians. Christie’s weight didn’t preclude him from becoming governor, ladies of “The View.” Why should it cost him a chance to become president, if that’s what he wants?
In the low culture, people care that he’s fat. And since The View is perhaps our pre-eminent low culture talk program, they will discuss Christie’s sloppy gut. This diminishes his electoral chances, despite everything you know about the supposed decency of American, so bully for that. Call him a sloppy, lard-chugging bitch if it takes him down; ethical conduct is for limp-wristed losers.
After all, we should all be thankful that some eye bags and a vagina took down Michelle Bachmann, who is otherwise the most qualified and craven Republican. Use sexism, racism, and whatever low culture prejudices you can in a campaign to take down scumbags. This isn’t Charm School President or Ethical President or even Progressive Idealism President. It’s simply POTUS and you throw whatever shit sticks.
I mean, yeah but no, but yeah but no, but yeah. Also Migraines.
I don’t know what Christie is doing, but the only Republican he bashed was Perry last night. Shots fired. but he isn’t running x100 according to fox news and his family. So he’s working for whom? Rove/Koch/Romney, for the purpose of?
He probably won’t be re-elected in his state.
He also bashed a Republican AT Reagan’s library; attacking a fellow Republican being a no-no to the Gipper. I’d say thank GOD the Republicans had finally lost the last of their principles but… yeah.
Lots of stuff to dig through today.
(via thecallus)